Deep, deep joy as England reach Euro final

Three Lions success leaves me barely able to function

England 2-1 Denmark aet: Deep, deep joy. What a birthday. Drank till dawn watching the game over and over again. Lost my voice celebrating. Broke my shades. Split my shorts. Cracked the camera on my phone. Have the mother of all hangovers. Quite glad I'm still on holiday until Friday. I'm going back to bed. I may be some time....

*More tomorrow, as I can barely function with delirium and alcohol poisoning…